Let’s face it: disc golfers are a special breed. We hike miles to throw plastic into baskets, talk about “fade” and “flight paths” like physicists, and somehow justify carrying 14 discs that all do slightly different things. And we love it.
But you know what disc golf really needs more of? Funny t-shirts. The kind that make your cardmates chuckle on hole 3, question your sanity on hole 6, and fully respect your game (or at least your vibe) by hole 18.
At Tee Shop USA, we live for that kind of energy—so we rounded up ten of the funniest disc golf sayings that 100% belong on a t-shirt. Some already exist (yeah, we may or may not have made a few ourselves), and some are just waiting for their moment in the sun—and by sun, we mean your chest, on a ringspun cotton tee.
Here’s what made the cut:
1. Grip It and Yeet It
A modern classic. It’s the Gen Z remix of “grip it and rip it,” and honestly, it goes harder.
Does it rhyme? Not really.
Does it make you sound like an unhinged wizard of chaos? Oh yes.
I’ve seen this phrase shouted moments before a disc slammed directly into a tree trunk. Iconic behavior.
2. Treejected
There’s no shame like the shame of your perfect anhyzer smacking a random twig like it owed you money.
You weren’t just rejected by fate—you were treejected.
I personally got treejected three throws in a row once. It felt targeted. I think the trees were conspiring.
3. More Pars, Less Parsley
This one lives rent-free in my brain. Part dad joke, part lifestyle mantra.
Parsley is a garnish. Par is a mission.
When you’re chasing birdies and dodging salad references, this is your shirt.
4. Putting Is a Social Construct
Because some of us choose to live outside the box—and inside Circle 2 with fear in our eyes.
Putting? Optional. Circle 1 confidence? Fictional. Tap-ins? Now you’re speaking my language.
5. Disc Golf Is My Cardio
This one hits especially hard when you're sweating through your third uphill fairway, dodging thorn bushes and pretending you didn’t just almost throw your back out on a forehand.
Who needs the gym when you're burning calories chasing a disc you probably didn't need to throw?
6. Sorry for What I Said on Hole 17
Hole 17 is always where it happens. The spiraling. The cursing. The existential reflection.
Look, I’m not proud of what I said. But in my defense, that wind came out of nowhere and my disc has abandonment issues.
7. I Have a Driver for That
You know the guy who pulls out a different disc for every shot like he’s choosing a Pokémon? Yeah, that’s me.
Headwind? Tailwind? Flat shot with mild spiritual trauma? I have a driver for that.
8. Forehand, Backhand, Bad Hand
Consistency is a myth. Some days you’re throwing smooth, clean lines. Other days you’re hurling plastic like a caffeinated raccoon.
Forehand, backhand—by hole 11, it's just bad hand. And that’s okay.
9. Let the Big Dog Hunt
This is the disc golf equivalent of “Hold my beer.”
Your buddy suggests a safe layup. You smile, ignore him completely, and throw your most aggressive line into the great unknown.
Does it work? No.
Do you regret it? Also no.
Because the Big Dog must hunt.
10. I Came. I Saw. I Threw OB.
It’s not defeat. It’s destiny.
Some days you're Julius Caesar. Other days you're just out there turning every fairway into a hazard zone. Either way, you showed up. You threw. You went OB. And you probably blamed the disc.
Funny disc golf sayings like these aren’t just inside jokes—they’re wearable, sharable proof that you get it. And if you’re the kind of player who likes your plastic flighty and your shirts funny, we’ve got a whole collection built just for you.
Whether you’re the king of casual rounds, a tournament junkie, or the group comedian who throws with one hand and roasts with the other, check out our Funny Disc Golf T-Shirts collection at Tee Shop USA. These sayings deserve to live on tees—and trust me, they look better there than scribbled in Sharpie on your disc.
Because let’s be honest: treejection is temporary. But a great t-shirt? That’s forever.
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