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22 Coffee Jokes To Brew Up Some Laughs

22 Coffee Jokes To Brew Up Some Laughs

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Coffee is the reason I get out of bed every morning. Well, not really, but it certainly helps!

The aroma of percolating coffee wafting through the morning air is a satisfying and sensational scent that reminds us that everything is going to be okay.

We love our coffee, and coffee clearly loves us in return. Why else would it even bother being so awesome?

If you love coffee as much as we do, then you'll love these lighthearted and funny coffee dad jokes that will have you smiling on your way to get another cup!

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22 of The Best Coffee Jokes Ever


  1. Why did the coffee bean make fun of his best friend? He was being roasted.

  2. What did one coffee say to the other as he was leaving? See you latte!

  3. What's the first machine a coffee bean hits at the gym? The French Press.

  4. Why was the coffee so embarrassed about being arrested? He looked terrible in his mugshot.

  5. What did the old coffee say to the young coffee who helped her cross the street? "You're too sweet!"

  6. What train did the coffee bean skip town on? The Midnight Espresso.

  7. What did the stoner say when he walked into the coffee house? "I'm just here for the pot."

  8. Why did the coffee get so many likes on her Instagram selfie? Because she's freakin' hot!

  9. What kind of coffee do rappers like? Vanilla Ice Lattes.

  10. What did George Michael use to say to his coffee? "Wake me up, before you go-go!"

  11. How many coffee beans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they like it black.

  12. Why did the coffee bean quit his job? Because he was tired of the daily grind.

  13. What programming language did the nerdy coffee like most? JavaScript.

  14. Where do astronomers get their coffee? Starbucks.

  15. What coffee bean actor is known for playing infamous mobsters? Al Cappuccino.

  16. After a stellar production of Moulin Rouge, what kind of coffee did the performers drink? Mocha-choca-latte ya yas.

  17. Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank his coffee before it was cool.

  18. Why did the coffee bean get bullied at school? Because he kept showing up in a TEA-shirt.

  19. What did the coffee say when arriving to the party halfway through? "Hey, better latte than never."

  20. What happened to the teenage coffee bean who was being bad? He got grounded. 

  21. Why should you be skeptical of a 20 cent espresso? It's a cheap shot!

  22. What did the coffee bean say to his brother when he was getting lots of sympathy for pretending to be sick? "Don't milk it!"  

        There you have it, folks! Some of the best coffee jokes around!

        Now that I'm finished writing these corny coffee jokes, I'm in serious need of a huge cup of hot coffee!

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