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Taco Jokes That Will Spice Up Your Life

Taco Jokes That Will Spice Up Your Life

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Tacos are delicious, let's be honest. Scarfing down taco after taco is one of my favorite things to do, even if I wind up with a stomach ache from eating too many.
 

Hey, we're all entitled to our moments of gluttony, especially when tacos are involved.

Beyond rapacious eating, tacos are richly a part of culture and tradition, in Mexico and around the world.

Whether we're sharing taco toppings ideas for your next taco party, or debating if soft shell tacos are better than hard shell tacos, there's plenty to talk about when it comes to tacos.

People like to laugh, so we need something beyond serious discussion and debating to help us feel complete. We need humor, puns, silliness and good jokes.

That's where we come in!

If you're looking for a good laugh, you've come to the right place. We're serving up hot, cheesy and crunchy taco jokes, so get ready to dive in!

And yes, we have some taco dad jokes too.

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Taco Jokes

 

  1. What did the taco say when he saw his friend stealing cheese? "Hey! That's Nacho cheese!"

  2. Why did the taco freeze up during the performance? He had a bad queso stage freight.

  3. A man in the Mexican restaurant looked sad and lonely. The owner sat next to him and patted him on the back, saying, "wanna taco bout it?"

  4. What's the best way to make a taco stand? Take away his chair.

  5. The taco's wife was crying. He rushed to her aid and asked her what was wrong. She said, "Every now and then I fall apart."

  6. What's a taco's favorite game to play at the arcade? Guac-a-mole.

  7. Why won't people share their secrets with a taco? Because they always spill the beans.

  8. What is Pac-Man's favorite taco ingredient? Guac guac guac guac guac.

  9. What do angels top off their tacos with? Halo-peños.

  10. Why did the salsa get so many likes on her Instagram post? Because she was super spicy!

  11. Beating every other player at darts, the taco bragged, "Hey, I'm nacho average dart player."

  12. What does a taco say when he's breaking up with you? "Lettuce part ways."

  13. Why couldn't the taco get a girlfriend? His pickup lines were too cheesy.

  14. What is a taco's favorite type of dance? Salsa.

  15. Why was the taco afraid of going to parties? He was too shell-f conscious.

  16. Why was the taco such a great entrepreneur? He knew how to crunch the numbers.

  17. The taco stormed off, offended by a joke. His friend yelled, "Come on, man, you need a thicker shell!"

  18. Why did the taco blush? Because the burrito was naked.

  19. What do you call an enchilada with a PhD? A rolled scholar!

  20. The taco's wife was reading directions on how to put together a piece of IKEA furniture. Finishing a step, he looked up at his wife and said, "queso what's next?"

  21. What is a taco's favorite musical instrument? The Taco Bell.

  22. What's a taco's favorite day of the week? Tuesday.

  23. What do religious taco families say before eating? "Lettuce pray."

  24. Why did the taco go to a therapist? He had too many layers.

  25. I have a taco joke for you. Never mind, it's too corny.

  26. Why did the taco sign up for taekwondo? He wanted to learn shell-f-defense.

  27. What did the tortilla fortune teller say? "Let's taco bout the future."

  28. What did the taco magician say at the end of his trick? "Tostada!"

  29. Why was the taco looking to fight? He had beef.

 

Well, there you have it folks, some of the best and cheesiest taco jokes in town!

We hope you found our taco jokes funny and had a great laugh!

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