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I Never Dreamed I'd Grow Up To Be An Asshole Shirt

$19.95 USD $29.95
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Color: Black

Care information

Machine wash warm, inside out, with like colors. Only non-chlorine bleach. Tumble dry low. Do not iron. Do not dry clean.

Delivery and Shipping

Please Allow 5-10 Business Days for Processing and Delivery.

Return Policy

All sales are final. Sorry, no refunds. 

For exchanges, Tee Shop USA must be notified within 72 hours of receiving your order, otherwise sale is final.

Unworn/unwashed items must be shipped to and received by Tee Shop USA within 2 weeks of notifying us before we can send your new order. If we do not receive the items you wish to exchange within 2 weeks, the exchange request will be withdrawn.

Please see your packing list for return address or email teeshopusa@gmail.com

 

Damages: 

For damaged or defective items, Tee Shop USA must be notified within 72 hours of receiving your order, otherwise sale is final.

Photographic evidence is required to process a damage claim.

Please inspect your order thoroughly upon receiving.

Damaged or defective items will be replaced at no cost to you.

 

Refunds:

Tee Shop USA uses state-of-the-art print-on-demand technology to fulfill your order. Your merchandise is custom printed upon ordering. As such, we do not offer refunds. 

For questions regarding your order, please email teeshopusa@gmail.com

Description

I never dreamed I'd grow up to be an asshole, but here I am killing it!

  • Unisex
  • 100% Combed & Ringspun Cotton
  • Heather Colors Contain Polyester
  • Buttery Soft Material
  • Side-Seamed, Fashion Fit
  • Superior Quality DTG Print
  • Durable, High Thread Count
  • Eco-Friendly, Sweatshop Free

 

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61

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I Never Dreamed I'd Grow Up To Be An Asshole Shirt
Tee Shop USA

I Never Dreamed I'd Grow Up To Be An Asshole Shirt

From $19.95 USD $29.95

I never dreamed I'd grow up to be an asshole, but here I am killing it!

 

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
3XL 33 28 54-57
4XL 34 30 58-61

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