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Pickleball Jokes That Will Pickle Your Funny Bone

Pickleball Jokes That Will Pickle Your Funny Bone

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Pickleball is a game that beckons us to get out of the kitchen and go get some fresh air and sunlight on the court.

Whether we're discussing what to wear for pickleball matches or how to improve our game, pickleball is as much a social gathering as it is a sport.

Because pickleball is becoming entrenched in our society and culture, naturally people are going to seek out puns, dad jokes and all sorts of pickleball humor.

That's where we come in!

We put the team to work on these pickleball jokes, and we hope you find reading them as amusing as we did writing them!

Are you ready to serve up some laughs with our hilarious pickleball jokes?

Let's get started!

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  1. What do you call a pickleball player who becomes famous? A big dill!

  2. Why was the pickleball player never hungry? He spent all his time in the kitchen.

  3. What happened to the cucumber who tried to play pickleball? He got pickled.

  4. Why did the pickleball player need to take an Uber home? He got smashed during the game.

  5. Where do pickleballers like to eat breakfast? Dinkin' Donuts

  6. Why do pickleball players communicate so well? They're great net-workers.

  7. What do picklers use to discipline their children? A paddle.

  8. Why did the pickleball player rush to get an ice cream cone? He wanted a soft serve for a change!

  9. What did the poker player say to the pickleball player? Nice Ace.

  10. Why did the Cookie Monster never play pickleball against the pros? Not enough cookies. (A cookie is a slang term for an easy shot.)

  11. What Middle Eastern dish do pickleballers like most? Falafel. (Falafel is a slang term for a weak shot.)

  12. What's a pickleball player's favorite herb? Dillweed.

  13. Why don't vampires play pickleball? Because they suck.

  14. Why does King Kong love pickleball so much? He likes to smash!

  15. Why are cops so good at pickleball? Because they know how to protect and serve!

  16. Why was the pickleball player's wife so lonely? Because he was always out!

  17. What happens when a pickleball player wants pizza? He gets dill-livery.

  18. Why did the pickleball player have to go to court? He got served.

  19. Why did the pickleball player never get sick? He was pickled.

  20. Why do lawyers like pickleball? They know how to work the court.

  21. How many pickleball players does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the lightbulb, and the other to shout, "Was that out? Are you sure!"


There you have it, folks, some of the best (and cheesiest) pickleball jokes of all time.

We hope you had as much fun reading them as we did writing them! And we certainly hope they brought you joy and laughter.

Pickleball is awesome and deserves to be enjoyed on all levels.

Until next time, happy pickling!

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